Hitler was a Michael Jackson fan
"Anyone who does not own Thriller Bad or Dangerous leave now."..." I swear to God, If i get a single text message with a pedophile joke i will hit the fucking roof" ..."The next two months will be play after play of "Heal the world", until we're all shitting rainbows"..."I will puke my f*cking mustache off!"..."I never got a chance to go to Neverland. I never even got to ride the Ferris wheel."..."I wanted to ride the Ferris wheel, God damit"..."Fetch me my ipod so i can download the entire Jackson 5 catalogue and change my Facebook status to RIP MJ."