An army general wakes up in the morning at his sofa with a terrible hangover and sees his assistant cleaning his vomited-over general’s uniform.General feels ashamed and says toassistant - “you know, when I was returning home yesterday, some drunk soldier came across and vomited me all over. I sent him on the spot to military prison for three weeks”Assistant calmly replies - “you should have sent him to prison for three months. that bastard he even shitted in your pants"

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